ant & i are finally caught up on breaking bad. we've come up with 10 endings on how we think the series should end.
10. First episode of the second half of the season, walt is taking the garbage out, trips on his shoelace and cracks his head open and dies...subsequent episodes are his funeral preparations, the season finale his him being lowered into his grave.
9. Walt gets a new teaching job and him and skyler work it out, jesse goes to college and opens his own fast food restaurant....walt dies of cancer
8. Remainder of season neglects walt and jesse entirely and we find out why marie is obsessed with the color purple.
7. Remainder of season neglects walt and jesse entirely and we follow walt jr. (flynn) as he struggles to find a prom date and pick a college.
6. Remainder of season neglects walt and jesse entirely and we watch holly (the baby) roll over for the first time and become several days older.
5. Turns out hank didnt have any sort of epiphany reading the book on the toilet, he just dropped a huge load...walt dies of cancer.
4. First episode of the second half of the season, walt wakes up, realizes he was dreaming about being a power hungry drug lord, goes to work at his shitty teaching job, still works at carwash...dies of cancer
3. Walt attempts to try and find himself, purchases several new wigs and creates characters to suit the wigs...each wig is a new persona, all with terminal cancer...walt dies soon after.
2. We follow only Jesse now and show becomes sitcom with laughtrack...walt dies of cancer (still with laughtrack)
1. Second half of the season makes no mention of walt's meth dealings...he aggressively pursues his new hobby of stamp collecting and shortly after he dies of cancer.
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